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Month: April 2013

By fiftystatebanana Posted on April 29, 2013April 29, 2013

Running Heavy…Not Pregnant

I’m not sure why, but during my wife’s pregnancy, I gained an astonishing eighteen pounds. I felt pregnant. I feel pregnant today, at this moment. Whatever crazy train my wife’s … Continue reading Running Heavy…Not Pregnant

Categories: heroes, running
By fiftystatebanana Posted on April 27, 2013May 1, 2013

Building A Human

Building replica humans to pilot five million Eiffel Towers outfitted with freeze rays directly into the sun, to freeze it. Replicas are then simply melted back down.They only feel pain … Continue reading Building A Human

Categories: crazy, Ermagerd Science Firtion Cirnemer, videoTags: film, humor, science fiction, short film
By fiftystatebanana Posted on April 26, 2013May 1, 2013

Pharmaceuticals and Mass Murder Go Together Like Peas and Carrots

Drugs and Mass Murder. Look at this connection and try to come away with the idea that drug companies are used to getting their way. Figure it out. I think … Continue reading Pharmaceuticals and Mass Murder Go Together Like Peas and Carrots

Categories: crazyTags: Adam Lanza, blazing saddles, glaxo, gun control, hipaa, medication, mongo, murder, SSRI
By fiftystatebanana Posted on April 23, 2013May 1, 2013

Bauhaus – Bela Lugosi’s Dead (9 Hour Time-Stretched Version)

Undead all night. An aural sarcophagus. I like the idea that I could fall asleep and wake up listening to the same song. Music for caves. I could cast spells … Continue reading Bauhaus – Bela Lugosi’s Dead (9 Hour Time-Stretched Version)

Categories: dreams, videoTags: bauhaus, bela, bela lugosi, dead, music, timestretch, video
By fiftystatebanana Posted on April 22, 2013

I Am Not Sitting On That

Frush It! Nooooo!

Categories: coolTags: engrish, humor, toilet
By fiftystatebanana Posted on April 20, 2013April 20, 2013

Spring in SW Pennsylvania

Categories: dreamsTags: photo, Pittsburgh, rain, spring, tilt-shift
By fiftystatebanana Posted on April 19, 2013

A shmear of nuts and you get a shtotsher in a kibl. Boompa!

Categories: coolTags: mousetrap
By fiftystatebanana Posted on April 18, 2013

Wear Your Race Shirts Tomorrow!

I invite runners to wear a race shirt to work tomorrow to show support for other runners, for the charities that benefit from marathons and small town races, for the … Continue reading Wear Your Race Shirts Tomorrow!

Categories: coolTags: bombs, Boston, race shirts, runners, running, support, tragedy
By fiftystatebanana Posted on April 16, 2013April 16, 2013

25 Rare Photos of Famous Authors

Originally posted on Qwiklit:
“The trouble with fiction… is that it makes too much sense. Reality never makes sense.” – Aldous Huxley from The Doors of Perception “For a country to…

Categories: heroes
By fiftystatebanana Posted on April 15, 2013April 15, 2013

Eyewitness to Boston Marathon Chaos

Eyewitness to Boston Marathon Chaos A volunteer describes the scene as it happened and the struggle through the night to help people affected by the bombing at the Boston Marathon. … Continue reading Eyewitness to Boston Marathon Chaos

Categories: heroes, praxisTags: bombing, Boston, chaos, eyewitness, marathon, rescue, volunteer
By fiftystatebanana Posted on April 9, 2013

What Is It Like Watching the Birth of Your Child?

Birth of Omuktlans, acrylic on canvas, 24″ x 20″ I recently attended the birth of my second son. Holy smokes! This painting by Curiot reminds me of what a strange … Continue reading What Is It Like Watching the Birth of Your Child?

Categories: art, cool, paintingTags: Curiot
By fiftystatebanana Posted on April 7, 2013April 7, 2013

Poem – Trains to Pireaus Ride My Rails, a sestina

Trains to Piraeus Ride My Rails There was a time I lived without you. We silent moonlit passengers Fled to the trains, as ones must When no longer sharing cups … Continue reading Poem – Trains to Pireaus Ride My Rails, a sestina

Categories: coolTags: poem, sestina, suffering, war, Yugoslavia

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