Dew Medieval
wood, oil, acrylic, ~20” x 8”
Author: fiftystatebanana
Obscurity is eternal.
I Found an Okay Rental
oil and acrylic on canvas, 12” x 16” Updated. Guaranteed to not appear in any copyrighted material. Remote. Bloodless. Anonymous. Not reachable by any road. Not optimized. It was here … Continue reading I Found an Okay Rental
My favorite band right now, Knower
Knower has this “house band” series on YouTube that is blowing me away. The MC5 would be proud. These cuts are live! They have a spot on bandcamp the cover … Continue reading My favorite band right now, Knower
warped clearance canvas oil, “Foggy n’at”
It was from a warped 2-pack. The other one has a local castle painted on it with a ginkgo tree foregrounding a bit, also crudely rendered, fall setting. Bonus Disgusting … Continue reading warped clearance canvas oil, “Foggy n’at”
Age progression of pseudoscience banana, day 2
Banana strobe. May cause seizures.
Oil on canvas – “Cedar Run at Deep Creek”
Accessible by bike trail. My other son goes, cool, paint me next! I This photo was from 2023. Dimensions: 2 ft. x 3 ft. I like the aspect ratio for … Continue reading Oil on canvas – “Cedar Run at Deep Creek”
Music – Idles, “Gratitude”
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Chronological Employment History
My employment history is horrible and extensive. I tried to have as many jobs as possible in my 20s. I managed to get thirty-three different jobs. As far as financial … Continue reading Chronological Employment History
Jonathan Livingston Hairdid
I always get a cheap haircut. I never know what sort of wild animal will be up there for a few weeks or months. You might have seen me with … Continue reading Jonathan Livingston Hairdid
Fifty State Banana 