Recipes

   ~A series of recipes and anecdotes from a mangled culinary career~

Backstory, if you really want to get dirty.    

Otherwise, enjoy the recipes and self-destructive procedurals.

1. Scallop Ceviche
2. Koan from Jiro Ono: Reflections on my favorite itamae
3. Survivalist Marathon Fuel
4. Day Drinking Cold Cuts
5. Cookiecup Pies with Ice Cream
6. My First Espresso
7. Gravlax
8. Hellderberry Whiskey Smash
9. I Cannot Taste Any Butternut Squash Butternut Squash Casserole
10. Chocolate Financier
11. Thanksgiving Sundaes
12. Coming soon: Avacado Citrus Soup
13. Coming soon: Angry Chefs
14. Coming Soon: Spiced Olive Oil
15. Coming soon: The Phillips Roll
16. Coming soon: Weird Ass Hors d’oeuvres
17. Basil Spring Rolls
18. Carpaccios
19. Smoked Mullet Death and Smoked Trout Rebirth
20. How to Infuriate a Food Critic
21. White Chocolate and Drunken Cherry Bread Pudding
22. Chocolate
23. Goat Cheese Mousse
24. Dauphinoise Potatoes
25. Shrimp and Grits
26. Alien Lamb Omelette
27. Creme Anglais
28. Étouffée
29. Basil Seed Magic
30. Quiet Food