~A series of recipes and anecdotes from a mangled culinary career~

Backstory, if you really want to get dirty.    

I Am the One Who Crocks
I Am the One Who Crocks

Otherwise, enjoy the recipes and self-destructive procedurals.

  1. Scallop Ceviche
  2. Koan from Jiro Ono: Reflections on my favorite itamae
  3. Survivalist Marathon Fuel
  4. Day Drinking Cold Cuts
  5. Cookiecup Pies with Ice Cream
  6. My First Espresso
  7. Gravlax
  8. Hellderberry Whiskey Smash
  9. I Cannot Taste Any Butternut Squash Butternut Squash Casserole
  10. Chocolate Financier
  11. Thanksgiving Sundaes
  12. Coming soon: Avacado Citrus Soup
  13. Coming soon: Angry Chefs
  14. Coming Soon: Spiced Olive Oil
  15. Coming soon: The Phillips Roll
  16. Coming soon: Weird Ass Hors d’oeuvres
  17. Basil Spring Rolls
  18. Carpaccios
  19. Smoked Mullet Death and Smoked Trout Rebirth
  20. How to Infuriate a Food Critic
  21. White Chocolate and Drunken Cherry Bread Pudding
  22. Chocolate
  23. Goat Cheese Mousse
  24. Dauphinoise Potatoes
  25. Shrimp and Grits
  26. Alien Lamb Omelette
  27. Creme Anglais
  28. Étouffée
  29. Basil Seed Magic
  30. Quiet Food

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