Haiku – WTH, Daila Lame-o?
Why’d you ask that kid to “suck [your] tongue”, are you gross, or passing a key? Probably will give me nightmares. Boundaries, ya orange knucklehead. Banner image from AI Image … Continue reading Haiku – WTH, Daila Lame-o?
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Haiku – Turkey leg it khuyet tat chim
Rusty amusements creak under blue sky, empty. Tumbles dry popcorn. Very stretch. ‘2 Legit 2 Quit’ becomes TU urkey LEG IT QU-UIT the team, the Vietnamese roughly translate Your Daily … Continue reading Haiku – Turkey leg it khuyet tat chim
Kayak
Haiku glide upon water while the oar dips, rises, and scatters tiny bells
The Light Blue Sky – Haiku
Out of a clear blue Empty weirdness came bold doves No bigger than flies
My cat eats rubber bands – Haiku
He eats rubber bands, hurls on radiator, rug, and desk in Zoom class.
Haiku: Gentle September Morning
Jewels on grasses, The fog smells like cucumbers, Baby hands grip club.
Haiku – Clean Coal Terraforming Tragedy
This poem is about human destiny. Usually, if your destiny looks bad, you might want a destiny check, maybe adjust your outrageous sense of self-importance. Most of us will … Continue reading Haiku – Clean Coal Terraforming Tragedy
Khipu khipunon
My binary rocks And all the hues are leaving On the 24th. Half of the old tree Is squished down on some boulders. Treetops from ground, reach! Woolen cotten twines, … Continue reading Khipu khipunon
The only time I shall use a word intended, italicized
Passing lamasery in gloaming Faint lamasery Oofs in fog, and resettling, Monocarpic torch Procrastinaughty Iteroparous Cat naps and claws, purrs, sunbeam Falls on house and brook Texas Abs … Continue reading The only time I shall use a word intended, italicized
Bye Felicia- Haikus on Paul Ryan
Goodbye dirtbag creep. America cheats its young On another dime. Bye Felicia, yeah You can go right on home now Because you suck ass. Poor people lack food … Continue reading Bye Felicia- Haikus on Paul Ryan
New T-shirt: Haiku got your back
5/7/5 a day, kid! I make T-shirts designed with haikus ON THEM like talismans divining a spectral path through this world of lo-fi cat reticence! Magus level Epsilon. If you … Continue reading New T-shirt: Haiku got your back
45th Great Haiku
Bad and conflicted Orange circus peanut hands Thrash and writhe in dust
Fifty State Banana 