Godzilla Apology Theatre project in progress
All of this is hanging from the ceiling. I have to dig up a phone mount for my tripod. It handles low light. I am working as an art teacher … Continue reading Godzilla Apology Theatre project in progress
Author: fiftystatebanana
Obscurity is eternal.
Valentine’s box
where is the love?
10w-10 Oil, “Lane Bane Bridge [spittoon sound]”
Flat brush, free hand, ten minutes on warped canvas with leftover paint, all of it. The warped frame made painting this a bit awkward. Wha-Wilamena! I go back in two … Continue reading 10w-10 Oil, “Lane Bane Bridge [spittoon sound]”
Soylent Yellow
It’s bananas!!! You gotta tell our people it’s made out of bananas!
Trail side somewhere along Deep Creek, oil painting in progress
24”x36” oil on canvas 2-3 hours in.
Extrusive Thoughts from my Oolitic Foregerms
I get out there. Why not? I breathe it all the way in. I have heard arguments against abiogenesis, but there is no mutual exclusivity in any contrarian artifice. I … Continue reading Extrusive Thoughts from my Oolitic Foregerms
”Firecracker Diver”
Acrylic on canvas boards, 28” x 22” In homage to firecrackers, Olympic divers, and some yore. Also the Butthole Surfers “Moving to Florida”. I learned how to high dive in … Continue reading ”Firecracker Diver”
Large Merdepost
flapppppppjackssssssss Okay, that’s my warm-up. As in smooth trooper’s, cousin to pancake mix, still legal in Alatucky, some say I’m still out there with a spatula and a block of … Continue reading Large Merdepost
1980s elementary school notes
Kids passed notes. You just got some ready early, or you made them very quietly. You’d hear kids tearing paper to fold into little balls to be thrown. The teacher … Continue reading 1980s elementary school notes
Flagon the Plaid
Explains the defense system Very amaze. Much ding ding.
Gals and Sweets
Ms. Crespo, Candied roses Ms. Zuilkczichev, Smelg crouchfruit Wal-wal cordial, Ms. Trachea Hoboken sundae, Ms. Millipedo Ms. Canned Goods, Pistachio NASCAR Ms. Columba Wristberry, Ssha’s rizz fool Ms Sapphire, Pine … Continue reading Gals and Sweets
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