I went there. It could be the worse decision anyone ever made.
Dear HR Representative, I like maps. I like data. I like alligator facts that Everglade ya. I like apologizing, this is the wrong way, to express one's skills, with the wrong set anyway. Photogrammetry, CAD, overlays and accuracy, Git and comms, Project potpourri. I keep my budget and my ops squared away. Detailed to a fault, Prepared for the vault, shopping malls. Don't give me your salt, troubleshooting, that's every day. PLC, TLC Some Python, C I drank black coffee and I wrote to thee, "I studied mechatronics at school to avoid looking like a big fool but now I have found living in small towns acquaints me with ignorance the rule: enjoy the little things, like chances of getting hired in the long shadow of a gentrified empire. Thank you for reading the cover letter poem. I doubt you'll ever get another one. So, there's that. Sincerely, [name redacted]