Haiku – Opening an Email from a Demon Clam
Now I have malware.
These pearls are beautiful,
but I can't wear 'em.
Haiku – Interview Response to “Solve a Serious Problem”
Hitchhiking when kid-
napped by driver for rape. So
I leapt from the car.
Haiku – Interview Response to ‘Why [I] Have No Professional Experience in Field’
Because no one hires
me. I never find out why.
That looks bad on file.
Haiku – Why Is [start whining]?
Recruiters take a
cut. They throw you out before
you get benefits.
Haiku – Re: Your Disability and Your Disabled Son
We proudly care so
very little about you.
Clear out your desk, punk.
Haiku – A System of Exclusion
Lift and separate
wealth which exits the system.
Check valves of the soul.
Haiku – Leeches
Blood on leathery
membranes and rows of little
pointed wisdom teeth.
Fifty State Banana 