The Number of the Bill is 666

I will probably pay the Devil for my satire…with a bad check!

• Identifying and Eliminating Wasteful Programs Act (2023; 118th Congress S. 666) – GovTrack.us Died in Congress. Introduced on Halloween. Boo!
• Ohio bill to strip “sanctuary cities” of critical funding. No sanctuary in Hades. https://sciotovalleyguardian.com/2024/09/25/ohios-controversial-h-b-666-stripping-sanctuary-city-protections-and-targeting-immigrant-communities/
• Removing sex education material production from abortion providers in Idaho. You came out a different hole? https://fastdemocracy.com/bill-search/id/2024/bills/IDB00007448/
• Bill Text – AB-666 State cryptid. That’s funny, Bigfoot isn’t real in California, nor anywhere else.
• S.666 – 119th Congress (2025-2026): A bill to increase access to mental health, substance use, and counseling services for first responders, and for other purposes. | Congress.gov | Library of Congress Sorry, Satan, you lose. It’s Hell!
• A bill to provide for remedy to unplanned disruptions to regular learning: Disaster, snow days, externalities that prompt concerns. Bill Information – House Bill 666; Regular Session 2025-2026 – PA General Assembly Okay, for a nation whose average reading level rivals that of 7th-graders, booga booga!
• Alien children? That’s how the Devil rolls! https://www.congress.gov/bill/83rd-congress/house-bill/666/text
• Exploring the world… with the Devil! https://www.congress.gov/35/llhb/H.R.666v3.pdf

Basically, the number is arbitrary, and no one cares. Just relax, call your boo, and go out on a HOT DATE. https://www.datingbyblaine.com/guides/6-6-6-rule

Anyways, the math is ALL WRONG. WIKIPEDIA. The number of the Beast (just a hamster, relax) could be 616. 666-616=50. Bananas look like horns…case closed.

Hell seems like it was invented by a drunken sailor. Also, if you are dammed for all eternity, how does eternity exclude the lifetime of the condemned? You are already in Hell. [Facehoof!]