My Government On Display

-Hey kid…that toilet’s for display only, that’s not real. Pull your pants up and – oh god, you didn’t…
-Sorry, Daddy.
-Honey, the kid just crapped in the showroom government, we gotta bolt.
-Sweetheart, that’s not the government, that’s a display-only toilet.
-Aw shucks. My stars. I get so easily confused.

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