Sleep Paralysis
I started having sleep paralysis experiences in 1991, in September or so. I remember very clearly that something deeply troubling was happening to me when I would lie down to … Continue reading Sleep Paralysis
Year: 2014
Thomas Pynchon quote
“Kekulé dreams the Great Serpent holding its own tail in its mouth, the dreaming Serpent which surrounds the World. But the meanness, the cynicism with which this dream is to … Continue reading Thomas Pynchon quote
Herve Villechaize Going Apeshit in 1974 Horror Film
Enjoy a Clip from Oliver Stone’s Seizure (1974), witness the insanity and raw terror of a raw houseful of victims terrorized by the dwarf named Spider. Raaaaw! Makes me throw up … Continue reading Herve Villechaize Going Apeshit in 1974 Horror Film
Banana Holder for Your Bike
Available from the UK. Why in God’s name didn’t I think of that. I sometimes carry one in a lower pocket of my cargo shorts, but it gets all brown … Continue reading Banana Holder for Your Bike
Tinfoil Hat Link Dump: Tamil Tiger/ Malaysian Flight
http://www.lankaweb.com/news/items/2014/02/25/memo-to-the-us-congress-and-senate-regarding-the-unhrc-resolution-re-the-geneva-unhrc-resolution-in-march-2014-against-sri-lanka/ It was basically this link that got me freaked out. The LTTE are ruthless and elite paramilitary terrorists. They plan attacks on global scale, but stay low most of … Continue reading Tinfoil Hat Link Dump: Tamil Tiger/ Malaysian Flight
Happy Pi Day – Three Haiku for You
Eagles fart majestically in the bright halls of eternity. Cherry blossom petals will fall, but not today. Where are my damn keys? I go to the store for no reason … Continue reading Happy Pi Day – Three Haiku for You
MILOV – A little old Ramones banana – “Havana Affair”
Live, 1977 Lyrics, so sing it. Don’t make me bust your chops! Sing it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Havana Affair” PT-boat on the way to Havana I used to make a living, man … Continue reading MILOV – A little old Ramones banana – “Havana Affair”
Malaysian Word of the Day: Kapalterbang
The Malaysian word “kapalterbang” means “aircraft”. Used in a sentence, “I want to go to an aircraft” is “Saya hendak pergi kuh kapalterbang“. But say the ‘bang’ like ‘bong’. It’s … Continue reading Malaysian Word of the Day: Kapalterbang
No Wonder My Greek Village Salad Tastes Like Ass
That’s not a cucumber, that’s a banana that has undergone an ablution with dye type hikeys and whatnots applied with whiskers and stolen tail hairs from creatures. Creatures! Disguises. Illuminaughty! … Continue reading No Wonder My Greek Village Salad Tastes Like Ass
Snowden Gives Written Testimony to UN Re: Crappy NSA Spying
Snowden Gives Written Testimony to UN Re: Crappy NSA Spying Amazing. Snowden is a hero.
Scat Mutant Shooby Taylor Tears the House Down
A giant house that sits in the lot next door has been abandoned as long as I’ve lived here. The house is over one hundred years old, four stories tall, … Continue reading Scat Mutant Shooby Taylor Tears the House Down
Fifty State Banana 