Banacula’s Flimsy Coffin 
Out for a DIEquiri 
Banacula’s gaze hypnotizes you 
Velvet lines the filthy box. Horrors! Banana Lugosi’s dead! 
As played by Bananicholas Cage in the screen adaptation of Trumanana Compote’s book, In Cold Bread
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Fifty State Banana 