Haiku – WTH, Daila Lame-o? – Fifty State Banana

Why'd you ask that kid
to "suck [your] tongue", are you gross,
or passing a key?

Concept art photography| | Daila Lama in saffron robes with key on his tongue | detailed | volumetric lighting

Probably will give me nightmares. Boundaries, ya orange knucklehead. Banner image from AI Image Generator – WordPress

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‘Che le sa’ is the phrase you might hear grandpas say to kids in Tibet, when they play with kids. Eat my tongue is the phrase, but Dalai messed it up with his broken English. I love his idea. Broken English can be delightful. I ran a youth hostel on Crete for a year. English was the 2nd language everyone used. I heard lots of funny expressions in Broken English.

I feel so much better now. I know a music teacher who has a photo of the Dalai Lama because he attended one of her childhood music recitals. She is awesome, so I am especially relieved for her. I caught myself rationalizing ‘suck my tongue’. He has dementia. It’s some untranslatable joke. He’s got ADHD, got a little inappropro on the go-go.

If anything, the key is happiness.