Here is a figurehead for the Republican Party, the most dangerous organization on this sweet little planet we call home. They set this fool on our porch, lit him with dark money, rang the doorbell, and ran away. Will anyone help this man baby take responsibility for any mistakes or failures, help him become human instead of a jerk-o-lantern aflame with hatred and bigotry, to annoy us with a bag of flaming dog poop.
I would rather vote for a lanternfly. I would rather vote for a delicious feral casserole. I’m almost out of cats, bro!
Last election he wanted to end special education funding in public schools. He failed. Now he wants to destroy public education. Districts are funded by property taxes. If there was universal healthcare we wouldn’t need to put everything on schools and jails, with the two losing daylight between them. OK good. Whatever makes sense.
Donald Trump told Fred that maybe his disabled son should just go die. He is a billionaire puppet up against responsible gun owners, justice, and decency.
He is a fraud and misogynist, and he stole Top Secret documents and obstructed their recovery. This guy is a traitor.
His inaction on Covid needlessly killed 100s of thousands of people. Covid aged kids’ brains. I know I’m dumber from the effects of hypoxia on my vital organs, but at least I can draw a little better.
We fired him for being an incompetent stupid jerk, but it wasn’t easy. Our enemies send him back to haunt and deform our pursuits of happiness, to beg us to turn on ourselves.
Where’a Melania? She hates him. “Busy with a book deal.” Olympian of apathy.
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