I’m Too Sexy for My Cassock
You sexy beast!
Category: cool
This Is a Trent Reznor Song and It’s Really Awesome
A spot-on parody. Featuring SNL Guitarist Jared Blake Scharff! This is a song I made about the songwriting process of one of my musical heroes, Trent Reznor. Created, Written and … Continue reading This Is a Trent Reznor Song and It’s Really Awesome
What Would Jesus Do About Current Drug Policy?
He’d be pretty pissed off about it, if you ask me. Jesus Christ was about two things: Number one was forgiveness, and number two was compassion. So if you’re a … Continue reading What Would Jesus Do About Current Drug Policy?
Malaysian Word of the Day: Kapalterbang
The Malaysian word “kapalterbang” means “aircraft”. Used in a sentence, “I want to go to an aircraft” is “Saya hendak pergi kuh kapalterbang“. But say the ‘bang’ like ‘bong’. It’s … Continue reading Malaysian Word of the Day: Kapalterbang
No Wonder My Greek Village Salad Tastes Like Ass
That’s not a cucumber, that’s a banana that has undergone an ablution with dye type hikeys and whatnots applied with whiskers and stolen tail hairs from creatures. Creatures! Disguises. Illuminaughty! … Continue reading No Wonder My Greek Village Salad Tastes Like Ass
Snowden Gives Written Testimony to UN Re: Crappy NSA Spying
Snowden Gives Written Testimony to UN Re: Crappy NSA Spying Amazing. Snowden is a hero.
Scat Mutant Shooby Taylor Tears the House Down
A giant house that sits in the lot next door has been abandoned as long as I’ve lived here. The house is over one hundred years old, four stories tall, … Continue reading Scat Mutant Shooby Taylor Tears the House Down
The Most Unreasonable Request I Ever Honored During My Trendy Waiter Days
Click this to listen to Beck’s “Broken Train” off Midnite Vultures while reading blog entry. I was waiting tables at a trendy Thai restaurant going full-bore on a Friday night when … Continue reading The Most Unreasonable Request I Ever Honored During My Trendy Waiter Days
I Still Rock the Vinyl in 2014 – Led Zeppelin – Presence
This is a 1971 Admiral solid state with some ghetto speakers spliced in. Fire extinguisher because rock ‘n’ roll is red hot.
Glorious, beautiful real-time animation of Earth’s wind patterns
Glorious, beautiful real-time animation of Earth’s wind patterns Realtime gorgeous animation of Earth’s wind currents.
Butchered Version of Elvis Presley’s Jailhouse Rock
~~~From the Album Songs in the Key of Z, Vol. 1: The Curious Universe of Outsider Music ~~~ and don’t miss Shooby Taylor doing “Stout-Hearted Men”. Good lord that’s nuts! … Continue reading Butchered Version of Elvis Presley’s Jailhouse Rock
Fifty State Banana 