Rawr! If you are “going to burn in hell for all eternity”, how is the time on Earth excluded from eternity? You can’t “go to hell” because Hell is eternal. You’re either always there, or you’re not. I don’t think the Devil thought this shit out at all. Sounds like something a drunken sailor would have made up.
– Penne Pondersaurus
Pondersaurus Is Trapped in the Forbidden Zone with Le Pétomane and Sheb Wooley. His Utterances are Milked for Dollars.
Fifty State Banana 