8.32 miles

I ran 8.32 miles today. Crazy busy day. I ran on a cross country track and a regular track track. I discovered I can run a route that would trace an outline of a penis upon the streets surrounding the athletic facility, an apartment complex, and a cemetery. That’s like a new form of sacrilege. I’ll leave it to the kids.

I ran a warm-up half mile on the track track, moved to the sodden fields and soupy mess of the cross country lane. Only person there. I am the Omega Jogger. Β Slippin’ and slidin’, I took in a few miles, felt peppy, returned to the track to do a mile tempo. Totally spent myself. Done for the day.

Janathon total miles: 123, actually in second place! Woop woop!~


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