There once came a freak named Biddle,

who wet a small booth with his spittle,

or so it would seem,

thought a guy named Gene,

hey it’s just rain, a little.

The context is NSFW, but the poem is not. Last night I had to deal with, for the second time in my life, a weirdo public masturbator. This time it was at a little pizza parlor where I work nights while attending engineering classes at CALU. It’s really gross and I don’t get paid to relive bad memories, so I’m only posting for the Limerick, and to warn others. I had nightmares. #bagofdildos, #OffMeds

If in Brownsville, PA, do not approach this man!

Nibbling on a paper bag full of soiled dildos. Notice the other hand…uh