Author: fiftystatebanana
Obscurity is eternal.
“Ground floor, my fallen enemies, hosiery” – Lyrics
Bad 90s indie wonder wall, keep it ranch but send it tall. Cheetoh got it, brought his own rope (rope) broke his collar dollar trope (trope) fiat burger slime the … Continue reading “Ground floor, my fallen enemies, hosiery” – Lyrics
Oil on Canvas, Kubrick Stare
Little angry bearded child. This was for a poem. I just never finished it. Oils, 8”x10”. I gave him a chinstrap Van Buren beard. I’m getting strong ‘Crouching Ahab, Hidden … Continue reading Oil on Canvas, Kubrick Stare
Triptych ““[untitled]” nearly complete”
Painted oils, each 24”x18”. Items will be for sale in my Etsy shop. Free domestic shipping. I am leaving this as-is due to technical difficulties. This is basically a mildly … Continue reading Triptych ““[untitled]” nearly complete”
The Inglorious Mugshot of Convicted Rapist and Twice-Impeached Criminal Ex-President Donald J. Trump!
What a maroon. He had it so good flipping property for money launderers. I hated him for choosing to defund special needs education as one of his starter projects. Instead … Continue reading The Inglorious Mugshot of Convicted Rapist and Twice-Impeached Criminal Ex-President Donald J. Trump!
Pondersaurus: Would Your Farts Always Be Silent in a Black Hole?
It seems like the crushing gravity would cause your farts and everything else to disintegrate and spaghettify. Jets of energy and gas would radiate from the poles of the rotating … Continue reading Pondersaurus: Would Your Farts Always Be Silent in a Black Hole?
Ferris While – Finished Oil
Oil on canvas, 18”x24”. I have been wanting to paint this picture for two years. I started this over the weekend. Details. The boardwalk will be time-consuming. I need to … Continue reading Ferris While – Finished Oil
Sammich – Chalk on board
fries come with that shake?
Warhol Banana Ensemble
At the Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh
