“Terribella”, oil on canvas
12”x12”, a square foot of my brain-hand-crypto-garden-hose-wind-carousel-phantom-serum-clam-dip feelings. Five minutes of my life.
Author: fiftystatebanana
Obscurity is eternal.
Midjourney Dump Apr 2025
Slideshow The thumbnail is from Model 7. I injected a 200-point preference parameter (LLMs use…a lot more).
Haiku – Greedy Tariff Plan of Orange Lying Conman Rapist President (Apathy Elected a Cruel Master)…Blossoms
Crash economy,Buy the dip, concentrate wealth,Ignore suffering.
”Cats Riding Invisible Bikes” in progress
oil on canvas, 10”x20”
Haiku – A Moment with a Self-Replicant Von Neumann Machine Recharging in Cliffside Grotto
I can fart? The soundstartled my auditoryencoders. No smell!
The Demon of Regional Tax Misfiling, oil in canvas
11” x14” My soul in hell after 7 straight hours of tax filing and charges. This painting smells like it looks.
Limerick – The Windows 13 Update
A conman named BlyAte three pigs entirely,Gave grandma’s keys toWolf in a muumuu. Wolf, Red, Goldie, alibi.
Haiku – Windows 12 Update
An orange racistwalks a couch-raping bullshitartist down the aisle.
The Number of the Bill is 666
I will probably pay the Devil for my satire…with a bad check! Identifying and Eliminating Wasteful Programs Act (2023; 118th Congress S. 666) – GovTrack.us Died in Congress. Introduced on … Continue reading The Number of the Bill is 666
The Biggest Things
Bigger than a hat shaped like an island resort complete with the bay, atmosphere, tropical seaside, and ocean. Bigger than a hat three times the size of Jupiter’s smallest moon. … Continue reading The Biggest Things
