Author: fiftystatebanana
Obscurity is eternal.
Glassed-in DNA Makes the Ultimate Time Capsule
Mind-blowing utility DNA has for storing data. Just 1 gram of DNA is theoretically capable of holding 455 exabytes – enough for all the data held by Google, Facebook and every … Continue reading Glassed-in DNA Makes the Ultimate Time Capsule
Harry Veinlate Dei: Lost Post
XXL Preamble: I found this pending post, a transcription of journalistic notes from a Harry Pussy concert in 1994. Truly lost in time. I must have wanted more to write … Continue reading Harry Veinlate Dei: Lost Post
I Like My Musak in a Language I Don’t Understand
No introduction necessary. This is brimming badfuls of bad functional music. Many rap songs in the desert Persian surf garage Some more old Persian rock Stabbed in the mouth 37 times Second … Continue reading I Like My Musak in a Language I Don’t Understand
International Body Shop Dump, K.O.
Some rope dancing, still better than the Super Bowl. . Hold my calls, I have this happening. . . Some renegade band of warriors limber up, limber up oh my god … Continue reading International Body Shop Dump, K.O.
Janathon Day 31: O God That’s Over
What a horrible performance. I started off by not running much, put in a decent week, then quit in a raging meltdown, Went sledding, then got on some crazy pills that … Continue reading Janathon Day 31: O God That’s Over
I Love It When I Write For an Hour and the Page Disappears Right As I Go To Publish
Whatever happened to auto-save? What the fig just happened. I waxed eloquently about chi, Rossby waves, gaucho dancing, going pretty meta and emerging with a couple of jokes, and suddenly the … Continue reading I Love It When I Write For an Hour and the Page Disappears Right As I Go To Publish
Janathon Day 26 and 27: Rage and sadness
I’m getting only about three hours of sleep at night. I saw a physician and he gave me some ‘scripts. I took them to the pharmacy and left them there. … Continue reading Janathon Day 26 and 27: Rage and sadness
January 24th: Drifting In and Out of Bad Taste
I went sledding with the old born child today, ran around the block once. i did a mile. The sledding was exhausting. Tramping up a hill over and over in … Continue reading January 24th: Drifting In and Out of Bad Taste
Janathon Day 23: Running on the Regs
Running on the regs, running on a good schedule, shorts during the week, long on the weekend – it feels good. I did a bit more than a 10K last … Continue reading Janathon Day 23: Running on the Regs
Janathon Day 22: Garmin Dump
I hate Garmin. The watch I use gets signal about 25% of the time. Downloading and syncing requires me to import new software barnacled with stupid toolbars, pop-up coupon turd … Continue reading Janathon Day 22: Garmin Dump
Fifty State Banana 