Shame for Sale
Click the pic to see eBay listing for bottle containing: Essence of shame from seeing a picture of George Bush naked. Comes with gratuitous, awkward description.
Category: crazy
crazy
Happy Valentine’s Day and Night and Everything in Between
August sings Carmen ‘Habanera’
Run For Your Life Mogadishu Marathon 2013 – Race Report
I’d been training harder for this event than I thought possible. Indeed, I trained for this my whole life. This was not so much a test of my reservoirs of … Continue reading Run For Your Life Mogadishu Marathon 2013 – Race Report
The Wilhelm Scream
The Wilhelm Scream appeared in over 200 movies after sound guy Ben Burtt discovered it on a sound reel described as a man being eaten by an alligator. The scream … Continue reading The Wilhelm Scream
Underwhelming Weirdness – Waning Gibbous Rant
Okay, weird. What’s weird? Things weird to me not weird to you. That’s boring. Everyone knows that. When it comes to perspectives and their infinitely different iterations, there is a … Continue reading Underwhelming Weirdness – Waning Gibbous Rant
HELPING THE FLOW OF IMMUNITY – Carlos Castaneda’s Tensegrity Volume 01
It’s flu season. Maybe you gotta the shot. Maybe you wash the hand. Yes, but do you gots the flow of immunity?
Scientology Alien Venn Diagram cathedral
One circle represents bacon, the other represents me. In the middle, I am enjoying bacon with the good folks of Xemu. Daily spaceship church.
New Year’s Resolution
Grow a third arm, saw it off and eat it.
Dead Beginnings Part 1- An Extra’s Perspective
I Play Dead People: The Humble Beginnings of a TV/Movie Extra Obsession I was a movie extra in The Walking Dead, season 1. I have been an extra in a … Continue reading Dead Beginnings Part 1- An Extra’s Perspective
Winter Run in Pennsylvania
PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING WITH AN ALBANIAN ACCENT. I went for a run today in my area. I run in my area. This place called Earth. Many people for to … Continue reading Winter Run in Pennsylvania
Progress on my triptych project
Continuing my work on a triptych of vintage execrations, I’ll be starting my second panel this weekend. Elements of jade, the moon, a rabbit, Chalciuhtlicue and her son, Tecciztecatl, and … Continue reading Progress on my triptych project
The Unified Theory of Bad Behavior
This is about bad behavior. I was thinking about the tragedy in Sandy Hook, as will you all in America (this shit happens every week in the Middle East, like … Continue reading The Unified Theory of Bad Behavior
Fifty State Banana 