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By fiftystatebanana Posted on October 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Straight to the Top

#dadmode

Categories: humorTags: AI, Dad, mountain, Perseverance
By fiftystatebanana Posted on February 25, 2025February 25, 2025

The Number of the Bill is 666

I will probably pay the Devil for my satire…with a bad check! Basically, the number is arbitrary, and no one cares. Just relax, call your boo, and go out on … Continue reading The Number of the Bill is 666

Categories: hot mess, humorTags: 666, Satire, Superstition
By fiftystatebanana Posted on July 22, 2024July 23, 2024

Get In

I love sample groups, especially the one-offs. Sampling is post-modern. Unfortunately, iPhones do not support direct downloading of music. Instead, you can download to your computer and then sync the … Continue reading Get In

Categories: anxiety, cool, humor, music, TrumpTags: autocrats, Dueces of Hazard, Lilacs & Champagne, samples music, venom, wtf
By fiftystatebanana Posted on April 12, 2024April 13, 2024

Average Satisfaction

click for average satisfaction

Categories: humor, videoTags: clip, musicality
By fiftystatebanana Posted on May 14, 2023May 14, 2023

I heard a roar of voices from within

Happy Mother’s Day, Elvira!

Categories: humorTags: Elvira, humor, mother’s day, Spider
By fiftystatebanana Posted on December 26, 2022December 26, 2022

Merry Godzilla

From my Godzilla to yours, Merry Godzilla, everyone! EDIT: Immediately after I posted this, my cat chases a bird up from the basement. We are dumbfounded. The bird is hitting … Continue reading Merry Godzilla

Categories: humorTags: Godzilla, merry Christmas, shitpost
By fiftystatebanana Posted on January 30, 2022January 31, 2022

Rudy and the Krakentones, “Ivermectin Mood Ring”

Donald Trump represents a vile white supremacist element that persists in our culture. He marched a shitshow into the Capitol with the hopes it would galvanized a sizable chunk of … Continue reading Rudy and the Krakentones, “Ivermectin Mood Ring”

Categories: humor, musicTags: misinformation, pandemic, Political humor
By fiftystatebanana Posted on May 4, 2021May 5, 2021

Key and Peele short Continental Breakfast

Continental Breakfast is ALWAYS an adventure of the palate, indeed! Baked to perfection! I love Key and Peele!

Categories: banana, humorTags: banana, clip, comedy, continental breakfast, key and peele, shorts
By fiftystatebanana Posted on October 19, 2019October 19, 2019

Snarky Name Tag

Categories: humorTags: name tag, snarky
By fiftystatebanana Posted on September 9, 2019

Fall Majique

The first leaf in the tempest, olé, Last shout in the great hall The piles are high today, That’s going to be a problem

Categories: 80s tape deck, humorTags: Fall, Majique, nature
By fiftystatebanana Posted on August 6, 2019

We got into this thing with the best intentions

Categories: humorTags: break, concentration, jules winnfield, pulp fiction, your
By fiftystatebanana Posted on June 17, 2019

Boston Dynamics programs robot to deal with violent idiots

Categories: humor, scienceTags: Allegorical, Boston Dynamics, Contingency, funny, Hellscape, Kinematics, Machine learning, Middle management, Obstacles, Perseverance, Plan B, Robot, Struggle

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