My Two Chuck Norris Jokes
If he were president, Chuck Norris would live in The Round House, because no one puts Chuck in a corner. Chuck Norris, while watching The Interview, laughed so hard his crow’s … Continue reading My Two Chuck Norris Jokes
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If he were president, Chuck Norris would live in The Round House, because no one puts Chuck in a corner. Chuck Norris, while watching The Interview, laughed so hard his crow’s … Continue reading My Two Chuck Norris Jokes
What gets me over the hump, gives me that extra bit of help I need to make it through the day? Claridryl. This stuff is amazeballs pluss I feel. Friday. … Continue reading Hump Day Miracle Breakthrough
http://laughingsquid.com/neal-cassadys-long-lost-18-page-letter-to-jack-kerouac-that-inspired-the-literary-style-of-on-the-road-found/ I can’t say On the Road changed my life. It was more of a matter of finding a kindred spirit, there, in a faded paperback. An ember. I blew … Continue reading Neal Cassady’s Long (18-PAGE) Lost Letter That Inspired Jack Kerouac’s On the Road…Found
Explore Post-Moby Dick Ishmael’s Story In Nantucket.
I had a dream I was unsuccessfully teleporting into the mind of an artificial being that was supposed to be harvesting oxytocin vapors from a rather loud neighborhood party at … Continue reading Dream – Alex Thompson Fails to Stop Human Warfare
Exhibition and convention centers fascinate me. They’re usually open to the public, created as spectacle for spectacle, a dramatic stage for events and performance, symposium, oration, the arts. Spaces for whatever … Continue reading New Photo Series – Meet Me Here: Exhibition and Convention Centers
I’m trying new things. A little surf n turf just went Kanyeballs. I’m thinking of wrapping the 23 lb. turkey with bacon, stuffing it with roasted squid and banana puree! … Continue reading Two squid vs. two bananas? Which one stuffs the turkey better? Oh goodness me.
“Is it possible that the coordinates of matter in the universe are also joined, arbitrarily, by coordinates in other dimensions whose fundamental force interactions differ from ours?” “The answer is … Continue reading Pondersaurus on the Theory of a Parallel Universe