Small Town Bowling Alley
Techno, fried chicken, kazoos shaped like saxophones. For a bunch of little kids, they party pretty hard. Just when things were getting a bit too wild, they went and busted out the cake. A cake is sort of like a sugar keg. I drank bottled water and had a salad. Loser.

I took my son to a birthday party held at a ramshackle bowling alley in Fairbanks, PA. I’ve never seen a small bowling alley. This one only had eight lanes. All three video games were broken.