Bye Felicia- Haikus on Paul Ryan


Goodbye dirtbag creep.

America cheats its young

On another dime.

Bye Felicia, yeah

You can go right on home now

Because you suck ass.



Poor people lack food

Seriously, fuck them, right?

I ate my own lips.


Tothe people whose

lives I threatened callously,

Thanks for the paychecks.

Fake ass marathon

Fake ass politician, then

Running away, good.






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