”Cats Riding Invisible Bikes” in progress
oil on canvas, 10”x20”
Author: fiftystatebanana
Obscurity is eternal.
Haiku – A Moment with a Self-Replicant Von Neumann Machine Recharging in Cliffside Grotto
I can fart? The soundstartled my auditoryencoders. No smell!
The Demon of Regional Tax Misfiling, oil in canvas
11” x14” My soul in hell after 7 straight hours of tax filing and charges. This painting smells like it looks.
Limerick – The Windows 13 Update
A conman named BlyAte three pigs entirely,Gave grandma’s keys toWolf in a muumuu. Wolf, Red, Goldie, alibi.
Haiku – Windows 12 Update
An orange racistwalks a couch-raping bullshitartist down the aisle.
The Number of the Bill is 666
I will probably pay the Devil for my satire…with a bad check! Basically, the number is arbitrary, and no one cares. Just relax, call your boo, and go out on … Continue reading The Number of the Bill is 666
The Biggest Things
Bigger than a hat shaped like an island resort complete with the bay, atmosphere, tropical seaside, and ocean. Bigger than a hat three times the size of Jupiter’s smallest moon. … Continue reading The Biggest Things
Good Fortune New Year’s Dish
Income Tax Swag Hoppin’ John with Collard Green Bankrolls and Cornbread. This is my traditional New Year’s Dish. Click the link for recipe. This was a difficult dish to throw … Continue reading Good Fortune New Year’s Dish
Chatprep Topic: Analyzing the Personal Income of a Hypothetical A-List Working Author
I spent 592 hours on a writing project. At 40 hours a week, that’s 14.8 weeks of work, 74 days of solid eight-hour workdays. Weekends off. I produced a 400+ … Continue reading Chatprep Topic: Analyzing the Personal Income of a Hypothetical A-List Working Author
Haiku – Khruangbin tickets
I survived Covidbarely, by my curly toes.Vibing and grateful.
”If Only Someone Had Written a Book on Avoiding Large Ships”
20”x24”, oil on canvas pencil, sharpie, acrylic sealer So, a week later after recovering from a bad cold or another. I have no idea. Walking away after one more session. … Continue reading ”If Only Someone Had Written a Book on Avoiding Large Ships”
Fifty State Banana 