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MILOV – A little old Ramones banana – “Havana Affair”
Live, 1977 Lyrics, so sing it. Don’t make me bust your chops! Sing it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Havana Affair” PT-boat on the way to Havana I used to make a living, man … Continue reading MILOV – A little old Ramones banana – “Havana Affair”
Malaysian Word of the Day: Kapalterbang
The Malaysian word “kapalterbang” means “aircraft”. Used in a sentence, “I want to go to an aircraft” is “Saya hendak pergi kuh kapalterbang“. But say the ‘bang’ like ‘bong’. It’s … Continue reading Malaysian Word of the Day: Kapalterbang
No Wonder My Greek Village Salad Tastes Like Ass
That’s not a cucumber, that’s a banana that has undergone an ablution with dye type hikeys and whatnots applied with whiskers and stolen tail hairs from creatures. Creatures! Disguises. Illuminaughty! … Continue reading No Wonder My Greek Village Salad Tastes Like Ass
Snowden Gives Written Testimony to UN Re: Crappy NSA Spying
Snowden Gives Written Testimony to UN Re: Crappy NSA Spying Amazing. Snowden is a hero.
Scat Mutant Shooby Taylor Tears the House Down
A giant house that sits in the lot next door has been abandoned as long as I’ve lived here. The house is over one hundred years old, four stories tall, … Continue reading Scat Mutant Shooby Taylor Tears the House Down
Getting Laid Off – Haiku
Someone cut the light while I worked. It surprised me. Click. Black ribbons falling.
The Most Unreasonable Request I Ever Honored During My Trendy Waiter Days
Click this to listen to Beck’s “Broken Train” off Midnite Vultures while reading blog entry. I was waiting tables at a trendy Thai restaurant going full-bore on a Friday night when … Continue reading The Most Unreasonable Request I Ever Honored During My Trendy Waiter Days
Beck’s new album Morning Phase, streaming – check it
Beck’s new album Morning Phase It’s gorgeous, stunningly beautiful arrangements, harking back to the melancholy shores of Sea Change. If Gilbert O’Sullivan and Boards of Canada had a baby, it … Continue reading Beck’s new album Morning Phase, streaming – check it
“I’m so out of …
“I’m so out of ideas I’m painting soup cans and bananas, for Christ sakes!” Bill Hader as Andy Warhol in Men in Black III (2012)
Pussy Riot – Putin Will Teach You How to Love
Straight outta of Sochi! If you stop for a moment and think – this is real, these people are being beaten by cops and was that a whip? – these … Continue reading Pussy Riot – Putin Will Teach You How to Love
Fifty State Banana 