Stoner Talking About Fire and Trees
Trees come from the air, and air comes from the sun. Mind blown. The fire in a burning log is only a piece of the sun’s energy. Mind blown.
Author: fiftystatebanana
Obscurity is eternal.
Dream: Mischievous on the Moon
I had a dream I was on the moon with Cameron. We’d stopped the rover to check seismic anchors, and when I wasn’t looking, he pulled cotter pins from the … Continue reading Dream: Mischievous on the Moon
Finished Painting Today – just one final clear coat to go.
I don’t know if I’ll finish with linseed oil or Liquin.
Spudship Church
Scattered, Smothered and Saved
The End
It’s the end of my tea…but I’m at peace… because in the holy books, it says He Brew.
Mission Statement
Dear friends and readers, I hate Alzheimer’s Disease. I worked for many years in nursing homes and have seen first hand what damage the disease does to individuals, families, and … Continue reading Mission Statement
How to Put the Sexy Back Into Your Mexican Holiday Funeral
Chicks, Santa, Ataúdes. Si los carteles de la droga tiene su funeral mirando todo feo, echa un vistazo a la casa más sexy de 24 horas en Juárez, México. Feliz … Continue reading How to Put the Sexy Back Into Your Mexican Holiday Funeral
Progress on my triptych project
Continuing my work on a triptych of vintage execrations, I’ll be starting my second panel this weekend. Elements of jade, the moon, a rabbit, Chalciuhtlicue and her son, Tecciztecatl, and … Continue reading Progress on my triptych project
The Unified Theory of Bad Behavior
This is about bad behavior. I was thinking about the tragedy in Sandy Hook, as will you all in America (this shit happens every week in the Middle East, like … Continue reading The Unified Theory of Bad Behavior
Cartoon Feces Ok, Ear Wax Not OK
Third world workers slave over cleaning Facebook content. Like, that sucks.
Like Hammers With Eyes, Our Tools Awake
Like Hammers With Eyes, Our Tools Awake How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Borg
“By means of al…
“By means of all created things, without exception, the divine assails us, penetrates us, and molds us. We imagined it as distant and inaccessible, when in fact we live steeped … Continue reading “By means of al…
Fifty State Banana 