Haiku “Wait a Minute, I am a Snarky Shitposter Writing Haikus to Try to Live Through the Child Rapist’s Evil Administration’s Mission to Destroy the World for Profit…Aww, Rats! ”
diamonds on my wristand Trump’s in the Epstein files,gladiola screech
Author: fiftystatebanana
Obscurity is eternal.
Haiku “Ignore the Child Rapists in the Epstein Files Because Borat 2 Already Covered This So Stop Talking About the Demented Fascist Child Rapist Condemning Our Future Generations to Debt Slavery Because He and the Others are Old News, So Maybe Share Thoughts About How Stupid People with Snarky Shitposts Like Me Are Helping You Cowards Live with Yourselves”
Tiger in the grassis only a moment ofluck, bad but so short.
Butch Coolidge in Knoxville
Sometimes great movies like Pulp Fiction leave a loose end or two. Characters in the movie hint at escapades yet to unfold. In Pulp Fiction, Butch Coolidge calls “Scotty” on … Continue reading Butch Coolidge in Knoxville
13th Year Anniversary Banana
fiftystatebanana is thirteen years old, as foretold.
Is Construction for Moment
In order to save money, posts from the years 2012 to 2022 will be delete, is for this. After entire site is archived, maybe attract Pulitzer Trophy. Is consent and … Continue reading Is Construction for Moment
Grab Em By the Light Greasin’ – haiku
So far from my hearth,the poems rattle c-cedars,Ghouls in stale promo.
The Pinnacle of My Endurance Running Era
Repost from an online virtual running competition. I would blow this performance away the following year and pick up a nagging knee injury three weeks into a grueling and insane … Continue reading The Pinnacle of My Endurance Running Era
Fifty State Banana 