As Coffee Shops Go
The reviews for a particular chain you know is blitheringly, predictably lame, especially for one next to a barbershop, and I had to wait for a trim, but not for … Continue reading As Coffee Shops Go
Author: fiftystatebanana
Obscurity is eternal.
Sound Poem – Kubis kubis peninggalan batu, apa jalan?
This poem has meaningful content, but the melodies in the phrases are what I want to share most of all Oh, kubis kubis, les cinglés nagent dans mes rêves les … Continue reading Sound Poem – Kubis kubis peninggalan batu, apa jalan?
Khipu khipunon
My binary rocks And all the hues are leaving On the 24th. Half of the old tree Is squished down on some boulders. Treetops from ground, reach! Woolen cotten twines, … Continue reading Khipu khipunon
Rainbow vapor cone
SpaceX giving the speed of sound some rainbow feels. Courtesy of OP u/TMahlman on Reddit. https://www.reddit.com/gold?goldtype=gift&months=1&thing=t1_e2vuzlw
Brownsville PA kayak race
First time in a kayak. 13+ miles into the wind. Earned fifth place. Terrified of wakes, or flipping it in front of a /4 mile long coal barge slipping by … Continue reading Brownsville PA kayak race
Happy Wilgefortis Day
July 20th marks the day of celebration and veneration of Wilgefortis, a form of Jesus born from weirdly interpreted medieval texts. Jesus with breasts, wearing a dress. That’s hot! She … Continue reading Happy Wilgefortis Day
Peasant Chair, finished
Retouched and glazed. Acrylic, found chair. . Not fer sale. It’s fer sittin’….on second thought, it’s fer sail. $13,007.56. Revenue goes to pay my last semester at Cal U. Shipping … Continue reading Peasant Chair, finished
Sword Swallerin’
Found yarn picture, acrylic, permanent marker 16 x 20 Features a sword swallower, two-headed alien, dog, alien ships, ringed planet and overturned car. Stunning and majestic. For sale for the right … Continue reading Sword Swallerin’
Repulsive yet talented assistant for hire
Only two hands? Many evil geniuses like yourself face the increasing problem nowadays of self-directed Igors soaking up all the oxygen. You have worked so hard for decades, alone. You … Continue reading Repulsive yet talented assistant for hire
Peasant Chair
Chair, acrylic, no music. $1208.77, a fantastic deal. Lily white seat. VIP only. Project is underway. I will varnish it. Horizontal dowels connect the four legs as a base. Two … Continue reading Peasant Chair
Fifty State Banana 