Haiku “Wait a Minute, I am a Snarky Shitposter Writing Haikus to Try to Live Through the Child Rapist’s Evil Administration’s Mission to Destroy the World for Profit…Aww, Rats! ”
diamonds on my wristand Trump’s in the Epstein files,gladiola screech
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13th Year Anniversary Banana
fiftystatebanana is thirteen years old, as foretold.
Is Construction for Moment
In order to save money, posts from the years 2012 to 2022 will be delete, is for this. After entire site is archived, maybe attract Pulitzer Trophy. Is consent and … Continue reading Is Construction for Moment
“Terribella”, oil on canvas
12”x12”, a square foot of my brain-hand-crypto-garden-hose-wind-carousel-phantom-serum-clam-dip feelings. Five minutes of my life.
Your Nowhere in Progress #116
I painted your nowhere.No matter who conjured it,this pearl always grows. oil on canvas, 12”x12”, I don’t know you, but I found your nowhere eternal Dawn of nowhere
Mechazilla catching Starship 5
It took less than 7 minutes to blow everyone’s mind. Courtesy of NASASpceflight on YouTube.
My ten-year quest to find full-time work continues
My ten year quest to find a full-time day shift job continues. This place, SW Pennsylvania in a county called “Fayettenam” has been in recession for 80 years. There are … Continue reading My ten-year quest to find full-time work continues
Fata Morganana
a magic portal opened my fourth eye!
Fifty State Banana 