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I got crazy sick last week, almost went to the hospital. I’m still sick. I never get sick. Ever. I had been bitten by a tick, and two weeks later I had … Continue reading I Was A Patient In Search of My Disease – Tick Tick Tick
Photoshop's future: Adobe ditches $2,599 price tag for $50 subscriptions (via The Christian Science Monitor) Adobe Systems is embracing the cloud. (Adobe) A decade ago, Adobe Systems introduced Creative Suite, … Continue reading A dinosaur-riding Jesus robot toucan will shake my hand and flipper and OMG I’m totally ripped on the upper deck of the Presidential Aquamobile, with grumpy cat.
High speed maglev banana. Drive one away today.
Building replica humans to pilot five million Eiffel Towers outfitted with freeze rays directly into the sun, to freeze it. Replicas are then simply melted back down.They only feel pain … Continue reading Building A Human
Drugs and Mass Murder. Look at this connection and try to come away with the idea that drug companies are used to getting their way. Figure it out. I think … Continue reading Pharmaceuticals and Mass Murder Go Together Like Peas and Carrots
The Shining – Secrets That Kubrick Buries in His Masterpiece of Psychological Terror This blew me away. I have seen The Shining, by my calculation, at least 120 times. I … Continue reading The Shining – Secrets That Kubrick Buries in His Masterpiece of Psychological Terror
Sasso vs. Lemons
I prepared this dish for a garden party in St. Petersburg, Florida, hosted at a beautiful house owned by a restaurant owner and the director of the local Performance Art … Continue reading Day Drinking Cold Cuts
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Overtone singing, also known as overtone chanting, or harmonic singing, is a type of singing in which the singer manipulates the resonances (or formants) created as air travels from the lungs, past the vocal folds, and … Continue reading Amazing Examples of Overtone Singing
I’ll have the Superbowl Bash Bro’det with a side of Donkamole. To drink? Irish car bomb shake.
Before you click the link listed at the end of this passage, I must defer to the sensibilities of the audience for whom I usually produce material, and offer my … Continue reading Bizarro Charity
Fifty State Banana 