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Year: 2014

By fiftystatebanana Posted on June 18, 2014June 18, 2014

Juneathon 2014: Day 18

Ran underneath a roiling electrical storm. Lightning flickered through a front that came in from the West and the South, on two flanks. The air was very hot and thick. … Continue reading Juneathon 2014: Day 18

Categories: runningTags: juneathon, running
By fiftystatebanana Posted on June 18, 2014June 18, 2014

Juneathorn 2014: Day Severntern

Ermagerd so tired. Ran 1.5 miles to brirge ern berk. Slept elevern hers. Translation: I am completely worn out from the run, the medicine, the illness. I managed to run, like … Continue reading Juneathorn 2014: Day Severntern

Categories: runningTags: juneathon, running
By fiftystatebanana Posted on June 18, 2014

An Open Letter to Comcast / Xfinity

Originally posted on Ramblings:
Hello, My name is Stacie Huckeba I have been a customer of Comcast for over eight years. I realize that it’s a dirty little secret and…

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By fiftystatebanana Posted on June 17, 2014

Epic Rap Battle: Sir Isaac Newton vs Bille Nye

Isaac, better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Categories: coolTags: bill nye, isaac newton, rap battle
By fiftystatebanana Posted on June 17, 2014June 17, 2014

Juneathon 2014 – Night 16: Chopped and Screwed 5K

Continuing in the vein of last night’s codeine-swamped mullet mile, I went for a hot, late-night 3.75 mile run to kick out the DOMS, which are creeping on me hard … Continue reading Juneathon 2014 – Night 16: Chopped and Screwed 5K

Categories: music, runningTags: 2014, gucci mane, jai, juneathon, mama, music, running, slowed down
By fiftystatebanana Posted on June 16, 2014

Video Shows Police Brutality at Pride

Video Shows Police Brutality at Pride. I think this needs exposure. This is a problem! Popo punches that girl hard three times in the gut after someone on a megaphone … Continue reading Video Shows Police Brutality at Pride

Categories: crazyTags: brutality, Pittsburgh, police, pride, violence
By fiftystatebanana Posted on June 16, 2014June 16, 2014

Purple Drank Mile: Juneathon Night 15

I did a mile on Cherritussin AC, loaded with codeine, at night sans Petzel. The moon was full upon the silvery neighborhood, a hot night, quiet. My footfalls like a … Continue reading Purple Drank Mile: Juneathon Night 15

Categories: runningTags: DJ screw, juneathon, music, purple drank, purple drink, running
By fiftystatebanana Posted on June 15, 2014January 12, 2015

Juneathon 2014 – Day 14: Highlands Sky 40 Mile Run Report – Complete!

I am pleased to have run the Highlands Sky 40 Mile Trail Run yesterday. Because my favorite race fell on a perfect day, just before an interview on Monday for … Continue reading Juneathon 2014 – Day 14: Highlands Sky 40 Mile Run Report – Complete!

Categories: praxis, runningTags: Highlands Sky, juneathon, race report, report, running, trail run
By fiftystatebanana Posted on June 13, 2014June 15, 2014

Juneathon 2014 – Day 13

Friday the 13th, boo. I drove 2.5 hours through a rainstorm, pitched my tent, raced to the lodge in time to get my West Virginia Mountain Trail Runners awesome spaghetti … Continue reading Juneathon 2014 – Day 13

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By fiftystatebanana Posted on June 13, 2014June 15, 2014

Juneathon 2014 – Day 12

On drugs. I’ve been taking ibuprofen, cough suppressant, a bronchospasm inhalant, Robitussin DM, cranberries, and loads of water. I squirted saline solution up into my sinuses so much it clogged … Continue reading Juneathon 2014 – Day 12

Categories: runningTags: Coleridge, juneathon, Kubla Khan, poetry, running
By fiftystatebanana Posted on June 12, 2014

Joke of the Day

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather … Continue reading Joke of the Day

Categories: coolTags: humor, joke
By fiftystatebanana Posted on June 12, 2014

Juneathon 2014 – Day 12

I don’t know what’s going on. Usually people get the flu once a year, maybe twice. Soreness, fatigue, explosive sinus problems, itchy red raw eyes, coughing fits, plagues of phlegm, … Continue reading Juneathon 2014 – Day 12

Categories: coolTags: 2014, juneathon, running

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