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My child awakes singing sweet songs, the infant Rocking in his bed, holding a plush toy elephant. Leaves are plastered upon the walk, everywhere clumped and scattered Upon the soaking … Continue reading Saint Nicholas, Don’t Be Mad At My Kid
The night before I dreamed I was north Korean villager and sitting bedside with my mother as she awoke from a catatonic state after a decade of unavailable medication passed … Continue reading Dreams of mercy the last couple of nights
I stole this from Reddit, but I win. I am allowed to go to anywhere in the universe, but only to that location. The question is, where would I go. … Continue reading Where would I take the only teleportation ride I could ever take?
Dr. Zerocents breaks it down.
If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that’s read by persons who move their lips when they’re reading to themselves. ~Don Marquis I had … Continue reading
I had a dream I was communicating with someone on Skype. I had a shit job in the Navy archiving inventory from draw downs in Cappadonia, and I was dealing … Continue reading Nightmare about the Mountain of Kale
I put on each layer three to seven days after the last one. I hope to have this finished by February. It already looks different than this. I don’t bother … Continue reading Why I Go Down to the Basement
Thoughts While Drunk and Swimming in the US Treasury Building’s Decorative Fountain I found an Aqua-man action figure! Bathe in the fountains As the water flows over me … Continue reading Poem – Thoughts While Drunk and Swimming in the US Treasury Building’s Decorative Fountain
Who Is fiftystatebanana?.
Hello. This is fiftystatebanana. Thank you for visiting.
To the Internets, I like to run. I will be posting about training, the races, the friendships and stories that inspire me to run. I am interested in running like … Continue reading Stress Relief
